The Burrito Submarine

Thursday, August 31, 2006

A Sadness at Sea

The explorers are saddened today by the loss of one of their own. Shipmate Daymeson died after succumbing to what can be described as a severe ulcer, not so much an ulcer even, as a hole burned through his entire midsection. Daymeson was the first to eat a peice of an oddly shaped eel like creature found living amongst the shrimp near the salsa vents. The creature was feeding on the jalapeno buildup, which formed dark green outcroppings along the vents as the salsa was expelled outward. So concentrated apparently was the buildup of jalapeno inside the body of the creature that when consumed, it burnt clear through Daymeson. Daymesons personal belongings which consisted of his uniform, shaving kit, smoking pipe, and a picture of his wife Laura where gathered in a cloth and then jetisoned with the body out of burrito tube number one.


1 Comments:

At 8:59 PM, Blogger moneybags said...

you shall be missed, shipmate daymeson.....goodnight sweet prince.

 

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